the big one

topic posted Fri, October 29, 2004 - 10:14 AM by  Dirtbag
wanna get at some party people? here is THE opportunity you've been waiting for. this weekend in boston, the parade for the red sox is expected to draw a crowd of up to 3.6 million. PARRRRRRRTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! that's an opportunity for 3.6 million put-downs and snide comments...get out your pens and paper and start brainstorming kids!!!
personally, i will be there as a double agent. i'm planning on some sniper action from high atop commonwealth avenue with my slingshot and a large supply of water balloons. redsox fans MUST PAY for repeatedly ruing my lunch hour every baseball season.

www.boston.com/sports/bas...y_rolls_on/
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Dirtbag
Boston
  • Re: the big one

    Fri, October 29, 2004 - 1:19 PM
    Any attacks on baseball fans are fine by me.
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      Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:18 PM
      dude, what's up with the US and baseball/football/basketball...i never understood this undying illustration of stupidity---ie. guys painting their whole body in paint and wearing some viking hat with fucking horns, and screaming like a banchee, all when it is like 2 degrees out.

      I'd love to be in boston for two reasons dirtbag...

      and the second reason is to just sit atop a building with a megaphone and just badmouth everyone as they walk by, and point out all the stupid things as I see them, "And on your right ladies and gentlemen, is yet another overweight dumbass with a fannypack, and a dumbfounded expression on his face who gets excited to watch a bunch of guys stand around for 4 hours waiting to catch a ball."
      • Re: the big one

        Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:21 PM
        "dude, what's up with the US and baseball/football/basketball..."

        I live in the US, and I STILL don't understand that.
        • Re: the big one

          Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:39 PM
          actually, i think i've figured it out!!!

          In Psycholgy I learned about the selfserving bias, and how people tend to rationalize things in a way that makes them look glamorous and not like a dumbfuck party person.

          So on a national scale. I think fat america emphasizes football so much because it gives people an excuse to act like a slob and it almost makes being massive favorable.

          it's kinda nasty to me. And what's worse, I hate those dumbass cheerleaders who date guys only so they can party better, even though their boyfriends are fucking ftards.
          • Re: the big one

            Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:56 PM
            "fat america emphasizes football so much because it gives people an excuse to act like a slob and it almost makes being massive favorable"



            LMAO... but why do they LIKE the "sport"????
            • Re: the big one

              Fri, October 29, 2004 - 4:05 PM
              cuz they follow whatever the media feeds to them. Comercialism has more influence over the stupid fucks of america than the intelligent ones. For instance the only thing that "the fat middle section" of america probably got out of the presidential debates was, "got any wood?" Everything else went over their head.

              Monday night football, Superbowl sunday, and whatever 'bowls' are significant in the meathead crowds, seem to me to only be an excuse to down more beeer, eat a bunch of greasy fatty fatass food, and to yell like a loud obnoxious partying 'merrrckan that they are. Any sport that entails "playing catch" seems to be a huge hit in the US. I wonder why that is...
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                Re: the big one

                Fri, October 29, 2004 - 4:57 PM
                "cuz they follow whatever the media feeds to them. Comercialism has more influence over the stupid fucks of america than the intelligent ones."

                That's got to be the lamest, worst and most over used excuse there is. How the fuck often do you find yourself doing something "Because the media made me do it"??? How often do you notice your friends doing something because "the media made me do it"??? C'mon, what kind of a crock is that now? Oh wait, I forgot though, it goes along with the "I'm the only intelligent person who knows how to think for myself in the ENTIRE COUNTRY".

                Yeah, right.
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                  Re: the big one

                  Fri, October 29, 2004 - 5:16 PM
                  Well, we are all somewhat controlled by society which is nudged along by the media and government. Just because you do'nt realize that you are being influenced by the media doesn't mean it doesn't happen. The best manipulators never let you know that you are being manipulated.
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                    Re: the big one

                    Fri, October 29, 2004 - 6:15 PM
                    Bullshit.

                    Like I said, tell me the last time the media made you make a decision, or, let me guess, you're the one black sheep who thinks for himself, right?
                    • Re: the big one

                      Sat, October 30, 2004 - 1:48 AM
                      Okay, two comedian quotes that must be repeated here:

                      1. "People tryin to say it's the media. When's the last time you heard someone yell, "Lock your doors! The media's coming!"?"

                      2. "Americans Love baseball. And the world series...you've won every year haven't you? That's pretty impressive for a world event."

                      And I'd just like to state that dammit, sports are the only thing America excells at. I mean, we can't build cars or electronics or have non-retarded political races...so we get all excited about guys hitting balls with sticks. I personally don't have cable, and I loathe the fact that sports pre-empt all the otherwise shitty programming I could be viewing when I've got nothing better to do.

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