Self-loathing party people

topic posted Wed, October 27, 2004 - 8:39 AM by  Paul
Most of these posting rant about how someone (you, my dear reader?) are disgusted by the people you encounter at parties, raves and other crack-whore events.

Bird of a feather flock together. Get over it. Someone hates you too.

I thought this tribe was for people who had experienced something, gained from it and moved on. I guess it is for people stuck in a rut.
posted by:
Paul
Seattle
  • Re: Self-loathing party people

    Wed, October 27, 2004 - 10:27 AM
    well, i don't think I'm stuck in a rut.

    I like to think, and feel and bla bla bla.

    I like going to a party still, but i hate it when everyone there is so one-dimensional that I can't have a decent drunken conversation with anyone. It sucks.

    hence, I hate party people, even though partying itself isn't bad. Even if i went to a party 24/7, i wouldn't consider myself a "party person" but maybe that's just because I like writing quirky comments on tribe instead of waking up at 4pm, hung over and proud of it.
  • Re: Self-loathing party people

    Wed, October 27, 2004 - 10:27 AM
    ha ha ha, i had a bet with SaltLick about how long it would take before someone here said "crack-whore" haa ha hahahaha.
    • Re: Self-loathing party people

      Wed, October 27, 2004 - 10:31 AM
      Hey, I said 'Crack-monkeys.' There's a difference, you crack-whore.
      • Re: Self-loathing party people

        Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:02 AM
        Don't take that tone with our ever-loving moderator! If it wasn't for him, Party people all around the world would continue their tomfoolery without being hated by us. He's not a crack-monkey or a crack-whore! He's a crack-god, and we should respect him!

        All bow to the Party People hater!
        • Re: Self-loathing party people

          Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:09 AM
          Hey, I love our moderator, I just wanted to make sure someone said CrackWhore so he'd be pleased. And I take that tone with everybody. That's just my tone.
          • Re: Self-loathing party people

            Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:34 AM
            Point of Clarification:

            Being called a CrackWhore in a loving way is always welcome. hmm...though I've never been in the sac where someone actaully screamed "ooh baby!! yes YES YESS!! you crackwhore!!," but then again...the thought does sound kinda intertaining...either way, i'm not the crackmonkey, that's the little guy down-unda.
            • Re: Self-loathing party people

              Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:37 AM
              and just for the record, I've never gone up to people and said "can you please spank my crackmonkey?"


              we all know that THAT is incorrect english. I always say, "may you"
              • Re: Self-loathing party people

                Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:41 AM
                MAY I spank something else on you besides your crackmonkey?
                • Re: Self-loathing party people

                  Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:52 AM
                  are you the handcuff girl? because I think the handcuff girl had dibs.
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                    Re: Self-loathing party people

                    Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:58 AM
                    and, that's sweet, I have dibs?
                    • Re: Self-loathing party people

                      Wed, October 27, 2004 - 12:02 PM
                      Oh crap. Another interesting thread gets downgraded to a dating service. He lives in Poland for god's sake! (nothing against the Polish people, it's just a very very long drive).
                      • Re: Self-loathing party people

                        Wed, October 27, 2004 - 1:22 PM
                        M,

                        > Oh crap. Another interesting thread gets downgraded to a dating

                        Read the subject header--its all about participation.
                        • Re: Self-loathing party people

                          Wed, October 27, 2004 - 2:32 PM
                          What does "Self-loathing" have to do with participation? And what makes you think that I didn't read the subject header when I commented? And what does any of this have to do with the dating game that every thread around here turns into?

                          Are you referring to the word "Tribe" or "People Who Hate..." You confuse me, T. Perhaps you didn't read the entire thread. Perhaps you did. Who cares?
                          • Re: Self-loathing party people

                            Wed, October 27, 2004 - 3:09 PM
                            Where did this thread go wrong. It started with crack whores...
                            then went to crack monkeys... then spanking..

                            but not one of you numb skulls came to "spanking my monkey" . Geez! Talk about erection problems!

                            I know it was totally obvious... but this is the internet... land of fuzzy intellect. The obvious must be stated, restated, corrected for grammer, and flamed a few times.

                            Spank my monkey pleeze
                            • Re: Self-loathing party people

                              Wed, October 27, 2004 - 4:02 PM
                              I think "spanking the monkey" is too banal and cliche for this high brow elitest bunch of offenders. We're trying to put down the partiers with wit and venomous spite.

                              Throwing around common-place-isms makes me get this queezy feeling---similar to the feeling I get when i hear someone yell, "PARTY FOUL!!" as if it were some novel and original expression.
                              • Re: Self-loathing party people

                                Thu, October 28, 2004 - 12:56 AM
                                I'm partial to yelling, "Fucktard." When people spill their drinks, I usually say, "You stupid fucktard." Does a party foul mean you get to repeat the first down?
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                                Re: Self-loathing party people

                                Sat, October 30, 2004 - 2:09 PM
                                Oh wait... I get it now. I feel so much better. It is perfectly allright to party hearty as long as you hate people. My drug of choice most certainly. Q:Does it reek of hypocrisy? A:Most certainly. So consider yourself a goddamn elitist if you like, but you better have the guts to turn on yourself every now and again.
              • Re: Self-loathing party people

                Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:50 AM
                Crack-whore, crack-monkey, crack-Mary-Poppins-step-in-time! They're just labels. None of which really matters. I've never lost any sleep because someone called me a "good for nothing, lazy fucking bastard, who won't even take out the trash, for the love of god!" before.

                The important thing is that we all acknowledge each other's individuality, and each other's ability to hate, beyond all reason, those freaks who party like it was 1999. Never mind the fact that if it wasn't for the dedicated clubber, all the clubs around the world would go out of business, and there would be no place to party worth a shit, and there would be no one to make fun of and...

                Oh my god. I just blew my own mind! Deep down inside, I love Party People! I just had a breakthrough!
                • Re: Self-loathing party people

                  Wed, October 27, 2004 - 11:55 AM
                  oh my god! you're right he who has a freaky picture but a plain name, for the love of god!

                  My tribe wouldn't exist if it weren't for these clubs breeding party people, so we can laugh at them and hate them!!!

                  I think I'm gonna start asking if I can pay twice the outrageous cover next time I go, just to make sure they don't go out of business.
      • Re: Self-loathing party people

        Wed, October 27, 2004 - 12:26 PM
        I know you said crack-monkeys, which I've never heard before in my life. You've taught me a new word today. Thank you! I was referring to Paul, who wrote crack-whore.

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