i'm gonna party like it's 1999. there will be a laser light show. tickets are half price when you show a college ID. (some men may be admitted for *free*, but they will most certainly pay a price before the night is thru). The beverage of the night will be jack daniels w/gingerale, if you wish any other types of beverages, or if you wish beverages that do not contain sedatives, be advised to bring your own damn shit, you buncha pansy wet blankets!
for a most reasonable fee of $5, stank blunts will be freshly rolled and served at the door.
leave your thinking caps at home, folks. you WILL get so blitzed you don't even remember your own name, or your friends' names. you WILL be kicked the hell outta my pad at the stroke of 2am, unless you are one of the gentlemen who was admitted for free. you WILL drive your damn self home drunk, or spend the night outside huddled on my porch in the 15 degree cold.
fun times for all! bring a friend!